So I know I lost the motivation but it’s time to get it back.
The weight is creeping back on, slowly, stealthily, like a Ninja on the rooftops. I’ve not been attentive. I’ve looked the other way, ignoring it in the vain hope that it will just walk on by and attach itself to some other butt.
Get real j. The Ninja is on your rooftop and that she’s playing for real. Sharpen your senses and watch out!